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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via thecrownofflames)

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2 minutes ago

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via cas-getout-of-my-ass)

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3 minutes ago
I’m not gonna crack.

I’m not gonna crack.

Posted
38 minutes ago

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via tylerjosephjpg)

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58 minutes ago

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

(via fitzsimmon)

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59 minutes ago

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

(Source: cyndanyquil, via jawn-i-made-coffee)

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1 hour ago

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via eyesacknewton)

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1 hour ago
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